Going Postal
What does it mean when the flag’s at half mast at the post office?
They’re hiring.
Dyslexic Satanist
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Man vs. Elephant
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How can you breathe through that?
Joke
What goes “klip klop, klip klop, klip klop, BANG!!”? An Amish drive-by shooting.